Where's Aunty Indra?
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i recieved a phone call from a lady last night around 11 something 2 night, its another one of those annoying days where they tend to keep calling your number by accident or not i dont know but here's how it roughly went.
[phone rings]
me: hello?
lady: hello ah..hi..can i talk to aunty?
me: erm..aunty?? i think you got the wrong number..?
lady: oh yes ah? n aunty indra there ah..
me: um nope.
{hangs up}
then the phone rings again..
me: helloOo~
lady number 2 in panting tone: HELLOH, where's aunty Indra!? tell me!
me: whatttt..there's no AUNTY INDRA HERE. its a wrong number??! [!#$%&]
lady 2: oh. call me when she is around ya.
me: ...........um excuse me but seriously you have the wrong number..
lady 2: bye.
me: bloodycowcocklingsofchickenwingsandturtleshits.
annnd again it rings after 5 minutes..i refused to pick up, then dad came running down from the stairs in his nut huggers O.O askin me to pick up..
oklah so i did..
pfft.
Me: *yao mou gao chor ahhh...* *scoffs* yes, this is JEN speaking.
lady 3: um hello, where's aunty Indra yea?
me: *exhales*..this is the third time..there. is. NO. aunty..or INDRA here. WRONG number.
lady 3: sorry, may i check if this is *03 12345678?*
me: yes..?
lady 3: then whats your address?
me: ....erh bangsar..*29,jalan chicken blabklabla*
lady 3: oh okay..correct number and address..Is this a..MALAY HOUSE?
macam jeng jeng jeng. wtf.
me: um nope. this is a mix blooded house..sorry chinese.
lady3 *laugh* sorry to disturb ah. thanks.
me: youre welcome. bye.
haiyuuuh!
now off to lunch.
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