Sunday, October 01, 2006

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jennifer!

  1. Jennifer can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
  2. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Jennifer.
  3. South Australia was the first place to allow Jennifer to stand for parliament.
  4. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Jennifer.
  5. Jenniferocracy is government by Jennifer.
  6. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Jennifer is 10:1!
  7. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Jennifer.
  8. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Jennifer!
  9. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Jennifer.
  10. Olive oil was used for washing Jennifer in the ancient Mediterranean world.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sex!

  1. Donald Duck's middle name is sex.
  2. It's bad luck to put sex on a bed.
  3. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching sex.
  4. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by sex.
  5. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal sex.
  6. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but sex can not!
  7. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating sex at least three times a week.
  8. The sex-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand sex-fights take place there every day.
  9. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as sex.
  10. Sex can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
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