Guest Blog By Trainer.Qunling


Hello there,
this is my first time guest blogging!

=]

Name : A Little Dim Sum Place

Location : SS2, Petaling Jaya, Malaysia

Name : Har Gau (Prawn Dumpling)

Rating : 2/10

Comments : The prawn wasn't fresh, and it's not really as tender as it should be. The skin had been left in the fridge for too long.

Name : Japanese Seaweed Fried Rice
Rating : 4/10
Comments : Too oily, the mixture of the taste is totally off where seaweed is mixed with mixed veges. And you don't get to taste the meat and prawn(s) as promised on the menu.

Name : Jasmine Tea

Rating : 9/10

Comments : Very light and fragrant. Warm and nice to drink.

Name : Salad Prawn

Rating : 4/10

Comments : The crispy-ness had been taken away by over frying the dumpling. The prawn is not fresh. It even sticks between your teeth or on your gums after eating.

Name : Lau Sha Pau

Rating : 5/10

Comments : The skin are made to be too sticky and dont really have much of a pau texture. It's fillings are too powdery and sweet causing you to choke after having your first bite.

Name : Char Siu Pau

Rating : 7/10

Comments : It seems to be over steamed. But overall the skin and fillings are not bad.

Name : Wanton Soup

Rating : 3/10

Comments : The soup seems to be nothing but MSG and water. The vegetable didnt seem to be fresh and crunchy where as the prawn in the wanton is not fresh.

Name : Mini Egg Tart

Rating : 9/10

Comments : The best dish throughout the night, served in mini size. The crust is very crispy and layered well. The egg tart is nicely blended with the crust where it brings out the best in the dish.

Name : Zhi Ma Wu (Sesame Dessert)

Rating : 4/10

Comments : Can't really taste much of the sesame. It seems more like water and sugar and perhaps a tiny drip of sesame essense.

Name : Far Sang Wu (Peanut Dessert)

Rating : 6/10

Comments : Tasted much better than the Sesame Dessert as shown above, it's thick and smooth. You could even taste the peanut from every spoon. Good dessert after an average meal. Could be a little warmer though.


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Narcissism 101.

ayam not the chicken. and ayam not the tits.
or the kambing for that matter.

ayam, Lisan.

. . . . again.

getting sick of me already? you better not. why?

cuz i say so lah.

tsktsk.

did you know that jen has a fetish for asses? iono about YOUR ass, but i know she has something on MINE.
just like this one.

and did you know her cat, bebe has something for people on web cams as well? me as well lah. but bebe is ONE helluva horny cat. humping at stuff everytime i'm at jen's place. *tsktsk*

just like this one.

we also go clubbing alot. and by we, i meant jen and i. not her cat bebe. -____-. like duh. and because we go cluibbing so much, we tend to get high with the music, the drinks, the smoke and the hot guys. which is why, i always blow her.

which is NOTHING like this.


but a lil' something like THIS.


anyhoo-hah-blahs, the reason why im here? this missus jennifer tits choi lin has asked me to say something on her panas panas blog.

SOMETHING.

kthxbai.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007
;would you like to dance with me?

hoi. still dowan blah ka. i said post ended adi right???? sheesh.just leave lah!

Oh Hail Dingladesh (jen, dont read, not done yet)

I come to you as the Queen of Dingladesh.

I am known to al dingladians as Queen Mofowofosexybellytickytackyshakeyoursticky.

Sometimes, I'm also known WonderSuperCatSpiderBat Woman.

Yeah, I'm like the coolest queen ever!! Whoo-hoooo.

Anyways, like I've mentioned, I'm am Queen of DIngladesh. Some of you, no wait, MOST of you have not heard of Dingladesh before and you must be wondering where the hell is Dingladesh.

Now now now, no worries. Let me, the Queen of the most wonderful little country called Dingladesh teach you a lilttle bit of Geography.

Look. This is called a map. This is a map of the world we call earth. The parts that are covered in different tones of green are called land and the rest are just water. Now, pay attention to the little smiley face lookalike island on your bottom left. See it?? It's highlighted with a red box. That is Dingladesh. A very small island like country with lovely cool breeze and sometimes snow too. We are famous for out coconuts. The best coconuts is from Dingladesh and not India. Don't get it wrong.

And this below, is our country flag. It's so cool.

Okay, so obviously I'm 348% not Jenny, and 207% not Lisan. And 169% not Mr. Chocolatesmoothiebananapie.

Hence, the question now is.....who am I??

a) anonymous.

b) anonymous.

c) anonymous.

d) anonymous.

e) none of the above.

Well, if your answer is a,b,c or d, then you're 100% wrong.

Yes, the answer is, none of the above.

I am Krystal. You might not have heard of me before because I just don't hp clubbing with Jenny an Sans, yet. HAHA. And so, not much of cam-whoring with Jenny.


Yeah, anyways, I got to know Jenny like 6 months ago. And yup, we can berclikity-click like we're known each other for 5 years.

Why??
Because :
1. We are both oh-so-random.
2. We like to make fun about seafoods. HAHA.
3. We love shopping.
4. We love sexy sexy hot hot sexy.

And now, some random facts about Jenny.
Jennifer, JenJen, Jenny, Jenneh, NehNeh.......

- She loves her Baby Koay Qunling a.k.a tootie.
- She is Sans' mistress, while I am married to San officially. Apparently, she gives San fucktastic orgasms. But, yah, since we are all so loving and all, I don't really mind.
- She and San are my sex guru, since I'm so clueless about almost everything. Do not question her PhD. in that subject.
- She has a teddy bear called Mr. Chocolate.
- She is my random kaki.
- Jenny maus big apples. But not so big like londir, londer?? I dono how to spell it. As in sagging in BM. Something like Angelina Jolie's boobs would be nice.
- Jenny is always horny. Like some jumping elephant. WTF??
- Jenny likes to eat si-ham (cockles). HAHAHAHAHAHA. No, just kidding.
- Jenny likes to shake her bootie. She will get so high and feel like dancing, when she has the mood.
- Jenny is also known for her many many typos.
That's about it. Got alot more, but if I continue, the list will be soooooooooooo long. Bah, and you guys will start growing cobwebs falling asleep.



Picture time.

Jenny's 'konichiwa' pose.

Hot sexy, and hot, and sexy, more hot and more sexy.

We wanna lesbo and all. But, Koay was somewhere around.
Ryan was just beside me. So, narh.

Funny faces. LOL.

At Bangsar Village. Wheeee....heart!!






And that's all. Thank you for reading.
Terima Kasih !!





XOXOXOXO
krys

Guest Blogging.

" There is actually a huge secret inside my heart. I wanna tell damn 9 long already. There's this girl, that is so damn hot. I've known her for a long long time. And I don't dare to admit lah. Because, I got toot and all. Samo, I dont think she would be interested in me. She's is DAMN fucking hot okay. Yes. I'm talking about Yee Lisan. Aaaargh. Dilemma, dilemma. What to do? "

You should know by now that this isn't me. I meant, me me as in, Jen.
Means, I is not she.
I is Yee Lisan.
And I is guest blogging for her.

Mahahahahas. This is my second guest blogging post. The first one is at Matthew's page here.
Personally, I don't even know if she will know that I posted this or not. LOL. I actually did it without her knowing.

Nyaaa.
Jenny. *ahem*
She is my bitch. Ok. And maybe Qunling's one also lahs. But nonetheless, she's mine.

This bitch has been with me for 6 fucking years. We've been together for so damn long that I don't remember our anniversary anymore. Its abit sad that we known each other for s0o long yet we don't really have much pictures. Its always more of a three-some picture.

Not so much of a threesome. But this pic rocks.

Jenny is a fucking cam whore. You wanting plooof ka? I mai GIB you lah! You siked I tarak pikture kahs???

While webcamming. -_-'"

Pineapple
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Jelly

mahahahas woman. You still remember?

Her, Her, Her !

She taught me how to be fucking random. She taught me how to lift my head up high whenever I get dumped or when some shitty stuff happens to me. I get really fucking emo when . . . when I get fucking emo lahs. I cry when I wanna cry and I emo whenever I wanna emo. But she's been with me, throughout these six "fuck tup" years. When I was with Billy, when I was without Billy, when I was with Julian and fooling around with Billy. Baahs. She introduces me to hot guys, that obviously never has a thing for me, because they're probably too obsessed with she herself. Jenny, is hot. No doubt. She is fucking cheesepie white. Thank goodness I am not. *phew*

Jenny is now my shopping kaki, my mamak legs, my clubbing mate, cam whore mia whore and so many other stuff. In short, she is my bitch in crime lahs. Its only this year that we started to meet up like mad, which is in an average of once every week. Chatting is everyday. So, it was hell when Jenny's PC was "fuck tup". It just seemed damn fucking weird not able to go "boomans!" when I go online. ( FYI : Boomans is actually orginated from Womans. And then it evolved to many many other words which I forgot what. )

She shares alot of experience *ahem* with me. And send me funky songs and chunted trance songs. I guess I could say that it was her that influenced the fact that I like hard trance songs lahs. No her, no me listening to hard trance. No her, no botherings about clubbing. She doesn't listen to R&B except for Sean Paul & Rihanna's Break It Off. She is fucking obsessed with Janet Jackson's So Excited. She can't really dance to hip hop though she made this crab dance. Lol.

But yearhh. Imma miss you like fuck you bitch womans. I seriously will. But, you also know lahs. I seriously gotta leave Msia and all. But yay, I get to eat Pork McD at UK. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHS.

Thank you, you bitch you very much.

- Lisan -