life and bullshits

18 and LEGAL :D





*starts ignition. VROOM VROOM!*





THANK YOU PEOPLE for wishing me HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D
first time getting 7364746328746329483274982 wishes O.O super big surprise!

anyhoo, Thanks mucho!!





ME SO HAPPYHORNYGAY!





byeees :)

*skips away*

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EDIT!


ON my birthday my expression was

either A or B.

A

B.


Whathefuck. Whyyy?

i'll tell you :D

When i woke up in the morning, i recieved a kazillion kisses from the mother and more overnight birthday wishes.
Trotting down the stairs only to see the father snoring like no-ones business had already made me abit sour [i was expecting happy happy abit la]..he forgot my birthday T_T

Then the mother yelled from upstairs as if she's on the swiss alps yodelling..

"do you know that today is your daughter's 18th birthday?"

"snoreee..snort."

meh. i didnt really bother la after that, so i did my usual, bathe bla bla go online, then the mother said

"come, we go shopping."

[Jenny's mata grew bigger and smiled like a lunatic]

so took a cab to Mid Valley, the cab smelled funky and thought we were here on holiday, so thought he could be a lil sneaky and increase the usual rm 3 to rm 10.

annoyingly i told the cab driver..

"hoi, apa ni? you think we rich ka? no jam also mau 10 ringgit? awak punya meter kat mana!? sayan bukan sini untuk cuti cuti ok? see i can speak malay [omg seriously. my bm like shit. har de har]."

[cockstare]

the mother joins and says :

"haiya no need like this lah. daughter happy birthday today. discount please"

[sweat!]

the cab driver had nothing else to say but

"ok. ok. ok..you no holiday here ah? ok. ok. ok [mumble mumble smtg smtg in malay under breath]"

as soon as we reached mid v, i rushed in and checked every store for a dress.
the dress i wanted was from guess rm 300+ mchmcb! T_T but out of stock also lah haih.

yeeesh..so moved on to the last store..roxy..found a dress there..it took me 3 times to re try it on..and whore in front of the mirror for more than 20 minutes thinking ...

"nice meh. i no boobs for this dress also. etc etc"

then i waked out of the changing room and asked the assistant
"excuse me, do you have a size S?"

"erm size S ah..?!"

"er yar..? M is too big"

"[hurh this girl so chubby ask for size S ka. she sot ah?] ohh er i check lah..you sure size S ah?!"

"....i look fat is it?"

"oh *laugh*..no but usually..ang mo..is M or L loh..you are malay mix ah?"

"[niamacaocipethailatmotherfathersondaughtersuckmyhorseshoe!] can i just have the size S please?? [cockstare]"

HAH! in your face woman, size S fits nicely. still abit loose. ish. but better than M.

spent rm 200 on the dress. thankiu mama.

[Got pics la but Jenny the dumdum smart smart upload then terdelete from com..after upload on com she deleted the pics from phone samo. tsk tsk]

soo i'll camwhore and post it up one fine sexy bdsm day. :D

then went chilis to makan lunch, met the mother's long long sohai gangster friend. bloody hell he scares the dings outta me.

right after chillis went jalaning floor by floor shop by shop then it was almost 7, mahei cannot even get a cab, too many ppl queing up, so the impatient mother and her friend trot across the road like two racing horses waving their hand in the air for cab..in the end we took a bus home, i dont usually take bus..tsk tsk shemlly lah! got ppl break wind summore.

cheesepie.

then the mother kept repeating herself like broken recorder,

"i need to go church! i need to go church. i need to go church..."

i was dragged along thanks to her friend.

"hei jen, plis come too k?"

"no!?"

"plis plis? i wan you.."

"ew."

"no i mean i wan you come"

"come where? i dont come."

"hah? come on church too k?"

"diu, i dont come on church. whats wrong with you la. anyways no i dont wanna go la."

*mother says*

"ahh good idea, you come with us. we all go together-gether."

O.O" together-gether.

"ok la i'll come on-i'll follow la. i sleep there nia.."

"jenny please. respect the chocolate man there. he's funny."

"chocolate man? HORH so tats why u so eager to go la?"

"yes i need a man."

". . ."

erh yarh so Reached the church around 740+pm the session ended at 10+pm i kena super bad cramp in the backside, but overall the church wasnt what i expected la..singing every ten minutes all..this was more like a comedian joking around and trying to make new cummers- erh..commers believe in LJC. [lord jesus christ].

im still no christian and all i did was sit there..and ...stone.laugh.stone.laugh.stand up.sit down.stone til 10+ O.O"

[sorry to any christian ppl out there reading this. -_- tsktsk not lookin down mmkay, just not my thing. saya buddist. *grin*]

after church makan McD and watched dvd at home. after 2 hours, i main computer..mom left her bag open on the couch and went upstairs..

the gangster was still with us la, so he thought he could curi cash just like that from the mothers bag.

i secretly watched him and was about to lose it, take the baseball bat and whack the crap outta him but naaah no need waste energy, i cockstare him, and he acted nervousy. figet sommore and pretend he did nothing.

[stupid boy. want money just go work la.shame on you.]

then the father came home hoho JENG JENG JENG. wtf.

[scary music plays]

as soon as the father came in..

"who's this??!"

"err..your former staff that took drugs..and all.."

the father storms upstairs and also starts yodelling

"whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat theeeeeeeeee fuckkkkkk is he doing here in my house?? do you know he is a dnagerous man? DO YOU KNOW he is WANTED by the polis?? FUCKING BASTARD %$^%&^(*&()*&(&(^* blablabla"

so that took about 5 minutes la. long speech.
*cough*

the fler pretend to tido ny.
slumber.
i sat back and watched.
although it wasnt nice la..ugly scene.

the old man rushed down and kicked him in the donnowhere..and donowhere.

[jenny turns to com and watch from the reflection.]

then more vulgar words popped out so that took another 30 minutes or so lah. -_-
and it was already 1am.

the mother did nothing but called him to come back just to return the cash
[she was testing him to see if he would steal anything]

annnnd he denied until i said I SAW YOU TAKE IT LA FUCK.

then he returns the cash and ciaos.

and thats how my birthday ended. :)

byes.