life and bullshits: Oh Hail Dingladesh (jen, dont read, not done yet)

I come to you as the Queen of Dingladesh.

I am known to al dingladians as Queen Mofowofosexybellytickytackyshakeyoursticky.

Sometimes, I'm also known WonderSuperCatSpiderBat Woman.

Yeah, I'm like the coolest queen ever!! Whoo-hoooo.

Anyways, like I've mentioned, I'm am Queen of DIngladesh. Some of you, no wait, MOST of you have not heard of Dingladesh before and you must be wondering where the hell is Dingladesh.

Now now now, no worries. Let me, the Queen of the most wonderful little country called Dingladesh teach you a lilttle bit of Geography.

Look. This is called a map. This is a map of the world we call earth. The parts that are covered in different tones of green are called land and the rest are just water. Now, pay attention to the little smiley face lookalike island on your bottom left. See it?? It's highlighted with a red box. That is Dingladesh. A very small island like country with lovely cool breeze and sometimes snow too. We are famous for out coconuts. The best coconuts is from Dingladesh and not India. Don't get it wrong.

And this below, is our country flag. It's so cool.

Okay, so obviously I'm 348% not Jenny, and 207% not Lisan. And 169% not Mr. Chocolatesmoothiebananapie.

Hence, the question now is.....who am I??

a) anonymous.

b) anonymous.

c) anonymous.

d) anonymous.

e) none of the above.

Well, if your answer is a,b,c or d, then you're 100% wrong.

Yes, the answer is, none of the above.

I am Krystal. You might not have heard of me before because I just don't hp clubbing with Jenny an Sans, yet. HAHA. And so, not much of cam-whoring with Jenny.

Yeah, anyways, I got to know Jenny like 6 months ago. And yup, we can berclikity-click like we're known each other for 5 years.

Why??
Because :
1. We are both oh-so-random.
2. We like to make fun about seafoods. HAHA.
3. We love shopping.
4. We love sexy sexy hot hot sexy.

And now, some random facts about Jenny.
Jennifer, JenJen, Jenny, Jenneh, NehNeh.......

- She loves her Baby Koay Qunling a.k.a tootie.
- She is Sans' mistress, while I am married to San officially. Apparently, she gives San fucktastic orgasms. But, yah, since we are all so loving and all, I don't really mind.
- She and San are my sex guru, since I'm so clueless about almost everything. Do not question her PhD. in that subject.
- She has a teddy bear called Mr. Chocolate.
- She is my random kaki.
- Jenny maus big apples. But not so big like londir, londer?? I dono how to spell it. As in sagging in BM. Something like Angelina Jolie's boobs would be nice.
- Jenny is always horny. Like some jumping elephant. WTF??
- Jenny likes to eat si-ham (cockles). HAHAHAHAHAHA. No, just kidding.
- Jenny likes to shake her bootie. She will get so high and feel like dancing, when she has the mood.
- Jenny is also known for her many many typos.
That's about it. Got alot more, but if I continue, the list will be soooooooooooo long. Bah, and you guys will start growing cobwebs falling asleep.

Picture time.