Guest Blogging.

" There is actually a huge secret inside my heart. I wanna tell damn 9 long already. There's this girl, that is so damn hot. I've known her for a long long time. And I don't dare to admit lah. Because, I got toot and all. Samo, I dont think she would be interested in me. She's is DAMN fucking hot okay. Yes. I'm talking about Yee Lisan. Aaaargh. Dilemma, dilemma. What to do? "

You should know by now that this isn't me. I meant, me me as in, Jen.
Means, I is not she.
I is Yee Lisan.
And I is guest blogging for her.

Mahahahahas. This is my second guest blogging post. The first one is at Matthew's page here.
Personally, I don't even know if she will know that I posted this or not. LOL. I actually did it without her knowing.

Nyaaa.
Jenny. *ahem*
She is my bitch. Ok. And maybe Qunling's one also lahs. But nonetheless, she's mine.

This bitch has been with me for 6 fucking years. We've been together for so damn long that I don't remember our anniversary anymore. Its abit sad that we known each other for s0o long yet we don't really have much pictures. Its always more of a three-some picture.

Not so much of a threesome. But this pic rocks.

Jenny is a fucking cam whore. You wanting plooof ka? I mai GIB you lah! You siked I tarak pikture kahs???

While webcamming. -_-'"

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mahahahas woman. You still remember?

Her, Her, Her !

She taught me how to be fucking random. She taught me how to lift my head up high whenever I get dumped or when some shitty stuff happens to me. I get really fucking emo when . . . when I get fucking emo lahs. I cry when I wanna cry and I emo whenever I wanna emo. But she's been with me, throughout these six "fuck tup" years. When I was with Billy, when I was without Billy, when I was with Julian and fooling around with Billy. Baahs. She introduces me to hot guys, that obviously never has a thing for me, because they're probably too obsessed with she herself. Jenny, is hot. No doubt. She is fucking cheesepie white. Thank goodness I am not. *phew*

Jenny is now my shopping kaki, my mamak legs, my clubbing mate, cam whore mia whore and so many other stuff. In short, she is my bitch in crime lahs. Its only this year that we started to meet up like mad, which is in an average of once every week. Chatting is everyday. So, it was hell when Jenny's PC was "fuck tup". It just seemed damn fucking weird not able to go "boomans!" when I go online. ( FYI : Boomans is actually orginated from Womans. And then it evolved to many many other words which I forgot what. )

She shares alot of experience *ahem* with me. And send me funky songs and chunted trance songs. I guess I could say that it was her that influenced the fact that I like hard trance songs lahs. No her, no me listening to hard trance. No her, no botherings about clubbing. She doesn't listen to R&B except for Sean Paul & Rihanna's Break It Off. She is fucking obsessed with Janet Jackson's So Excited. She can't really dance to hip hop though she made this crab dance. Lol.

But yearhh. Imma miss you like fuck you bitch womans. I seriously will. But, you also know lahs. I seriously gotta leave Msia and all. But yay, I get to eat Pork McD at UK. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHS.

Thank you, you bitch you very much.

- Lisan -