life and bullshits

mood: annoyed.

the big bad wolf and ONE lil pig.

the wolf perved on the lil pig.

the wolf is an old man.

the pig is me.

i was out at BV chilling with the old woman when she had to run off to work after 30 minutes or more, so i went walking round feeling bored, with nothing to do.

Then i chilled at some place where u can sit drink all la. AUnt annies or smtg like tat,
i didnt feel like going home and thought that instead of waiting for him to pick me up at my place i could just wait there instead..
but no.

because.
because.
the big bad old wolf had to come.
idiot.
pervert!

tsk!
...

this is how it went anyway..

Bad old wolf : Excuse me is this seat taken?

Lil pig : er ye..

Bad old wolf : [sits down before i could say yes. moves chair up close to me.] so are you from here?

Lil pig : err huh?
[i pretend that i didnt really understand english]

Bad old wolf : Where you stay? you study?

Lil pig : ...*stares*

Bad old wolf : erm..nice phone. i want you number.

Lil pig : [in your dreams you old fart!] err cannot..err...

Bad old wolf : [gets up and walks off to somewhere i odnt know where]

and yeah that when i felt relieved. Thought he left me alone.
BUT..

Bad old wolf : [come back n sits closer..grins. looks up n down at me.]

Lil pig : [cocksteare] ...

Bad old wolf : i want your number. [gets closer]

Lil pig : oh i go now. [runs home]

Bad old wolf : hey wait, i want you phon number la.

and yea so here i am blogging about this.

niama..wtf wei old malay fart go perve on 17+ yr old. he looked 50. -_-

i just ate half a pineapple. and now my tongue feels odd. funky odd. like fuzzled.
blah i shall stop here for now.

byes.