life and bullshits

Random Sunday..

praying mantis typing. mind my tpoes!!

mmm, i have a habbit of typing like a prayin mantis. many of my friends noticed. some find it cute. some find it hella funny n just HAHAHA..*hides* but yaa whatever laaaa. XD i like the way i am. the way i type. so nyeeeh =p

kay..its a bigass miracle today..My dad asked my mom out for lunch. .i mean..my parents arent in a good relationship nemore. they've seperated but u know still under one roof n all. in the past there were harsh arguements and violence n so on..it was basically like tht what u call it..WWF? wrestling match thing. my cousins know bout this..n they just joked bout it..they told me the next time they fought like tht i oculd just sit back lsumberly..eat pop corn..and like cheer for either one..saying "hou yeh hou yeh..DA SEI HEI!! fai tit!!"

=/ sigh...im sick of them now tho. ok so enuff of the emo past laa..back to the part when my dad asks my mom out for lunch..

dad: "hey are u off today?"

mom: "yes. its my off day so?"

Dad: "erm..lets go out for lunch..where do u wanna go?"

mom: " im not going naywhere i need to clean the house.."

dad: "oh..anyone up for pizza?"
mom: "yeah sure.."

i sit back watch em both silently..and then shout "Yea i'll go order!!" *rush to phone*

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i odnno its juts like..a miracle sort of tht my dad talks to my mom..n asks her out for lunch etc..the silence between them..wait..i mean the uhh evil line between them..sort of broke? well thts what i thought. during our pizza meal yada yada..my mom just kept going.."mmm..soo goood..mmmm.." i started to get annoyed but just kept quiet. my dad was busy watching T.V..CNN.

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few seconds later..

Mom: "jen..go get two glasses.."

me: "kay"

dad: "coke is bad.."

me: "i know.."

... silence again.

AFter the meal..

then my mom started to give me weird ass glares..my dad gave me strange glares too. it felt so..weird.

i odnno. well then after that my dad started pmsing..=/ not sure what baout. probly mad at the war shit goin on la..my mom then still being annoying to the both of us (my dad n i) ..he suddenly screamed "can u just be quiet! STOP cleaning my tsuff and dont touch my THINGS!! leave them there! WHy must u always touch this n that and misplace it else where then i cant find my tsuff and then..yada yada yada.." i didnt bother to listen.

my mom just kept cleaning..

so later i asked my dad.."are we going to get a hair cut?..i need to trim.."
dad: NO! not going! im busy!

me: oh but u told me yesterday u wanted to go..nvm then.."
dad: NOT GOING LA!

me: OKAYYYY!!!!

*silence again*....crikets chirp..

well till now its quiet. im blasting my trance music n blogging. then off to do my work later on. i still want to go to the beach. =/

anyways my mom's freaking me out..she keep asking me.."DID U DO IT WITH ANYONE YET!?"
me: do what?

mom: have sex with ur boyfriend.

me:..wtf..NO!? why do u keep asking me this? didnt u tell me tht its up to me if i wanted it or not?

mom: im just asking..*makes annoying face* keep it. men here are all asses..*brags on*

me: yeah yeah yeah. whatever..

sigh. i just get so..ugh when she asks me tht question. i dont know why. u guys might think *wth hell u so sensitive* or smtg but its just annoying when she asks. =.="

i get annoyed so easily. XD tsk tsk.

maybe its coz of all the stress la. whatever. im done here.

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